Engineer Explains How Santa Can Deliver Gifts in One Night
If you鈥檙e skeptical of Santa鈥檚 abilities to deliver presents to millions of homes and children in just one night, North Carolina State University鈥檚 Dr. Larry Silverberg, professor of mechanical and aerospace engineering, can explain the plausible science and engineering principles that could allow the Jolly Old Elf to pull off the magical feat year after year.
With his cherubic smile and twinkling eyes, Santa may appear to be merely a jolly old soul but he and his North Pole elves have a lot going on under the funny-looking hats, Silverberg says. Their advanced knowledge of electromagnetic waves, the space/time continuum, nanotechnology, genetic engineering and computer science easily trumps the know-how of contemporary scientists.
Silverberg says that Santa has a personal pipeline to children鈥檚 thoughts 鈥� via a listening antenna that combines technologies currently used in cell phones and EKGs 鈥� which informs him that Mary in Miami hopes for a surfboard, while Michael from Minneapolis wants a snowboard. A sophisticated signal processing system filters the data, giving Santa clues on who wants what, where children live, and even who鈥檚 been bad or good. Later, all this information will be processed in an onboard sleigh guidance system, which will provide Santa with the most efficient delivery route.
Silverberg adds that letters to Santa via snail mail still get the job done, however.
Silverberg is not so na茂ve as to think that Santa and his reindeer can travel approximately 200 million square miles 鈥� making stops in some 80 million homes 鈥� in one night. Instead, he posits that Santa uses his knowledge of the space/time continuum to form what Silverberg calls 鈥渞elativity clouds.鈥�
鈥淏ased on his advanced knowledge of the theory of relativity, Santa recognizes that time can be stretched like a rubber band, that space can be squeezed like an orange and that light can be bent,鈥� Silverberg says. 鈥淩elativity clouds are controllable domains 鈥� rips in time 鈥� that allow him months to deliver presents while only a few minutes pass on Earth. The presents are truly delivered in a wink of an eye.鈥�
With a detailed route prepared and his list checked twice through the onboard computer on the technologically advanced sleigh, Santa is ready to deliver presents. His reindeer 鈥� genetically bred to fly, balance on rooftops and see well in the dark 鈥� don鈥檛 actually pull a sleigh loaded down with toys. Instead, each house becomes Santa鈥檚 workshop as he utilizes a nano-toymaker to fabricate toys inside the children鈥檚 homes. The presents are grown on the spot, as the nano-toymaker creates 鈥� atom by atom 鈥� toys out of snow and soot, much like DNA can command the growth of organic material like tissues and body parts.
And there鈥檚 really no need for Santa to enter the house via chimney, although Silverberg says he enjoys doing that every so often. Rather, the same relativity cloud that allows Santa to deliver presents in what seems like a wink of an eye is also used to 鈥渕orph鈥� Santa into people鈥檚 homes.
Finally, many people wonder how Santa and the reindeer can eat all the food left out for them. Silverberg says they take just a nibble at each house. The remainder is either left in the house or placed in the sleigh鈥檚 built-in food dehydrator, where it is preserved for future consumption. It takes a long time to deliver all those presents, after all.
鈥淭his is our vision of Santa鈥檚 delivery method, given the human, physical and engineering constraints we face today,鈥� Silverberg says. 鈥淐hildren shouldn鈥檛 put too much credence in the opinions of those who say it鈥檚 not possible to deliver presents all over the world in one night. It is possible, and it鈥檚 based on plausible science.鈥�
Source: North Carolina State University
